We have all tried it. The entire family turns up unexpectedly, unannounced and unwanted.
They of cause assume you are in the mood to entertain and feed them. There they are, sitting at the table, looking at you, smiling, waiting, hungry.
So what do you do??
Don't panic, my Three Step Turkey Recipe will provide the perfect meal.
Three Step Turkey Recipe
Step 1: Place raw turkey* on large serving plate
Step 2: Cover completely in fake tan
Step 3: Server with a smile and excuse yourself.
* If you don't have turkey, use chicken instead.